This guy rings the bell last week.. he says they have this great new idea (his company) all he has to do is check three sides of my house to see if there is any damage, (hmm..this could be fun) ok.. so he says after looking, (mind you I made him crawl over a fence that I said wouldn't open) three of the 4 sides all look to have some damage, all I have to do is call my ins company (after I find out who they are) I kinda played dumb.. make a claim and then call these dorks back and for the cost of my deductable (less the 225 coupon they will give me) we can have new siding.. AWESOME! I always wanted to file a claim so our rates can go up.. but what they hey.. we get new siding with maybe 175 out of our pockets.. COOL! he says make sure I call them and get them the claim number and get things rolling.. YOU BET! so he gives me his card with phone numbers, he can tell I am not really biting.. so he tries to make small talk and asks me if I think he is pulling a scam.. I say NEVER! he goes on and on how he is just helping the community where he grew up.. his mother lives 4 blocks from me he says.. in fact she is white..(was that suppose to mean something?) a sales man is a sales man no matter the color... so I guess I got him feeling better about this so he then asked if he could put a sign up in front.. sure why not.. I like signs and they annoy my neighbors..
A few days later this young man who a few nights earlier told me I reminded him of his mother (oh yeah that sealed the deal) showed me how much he cared.. he called.. asked for me.. I said I was sorry but she is under sedation.. she has been off her meds for awhile and needed calm for a few days.. but I could take a message...HE HUNG UP! here I thought he cared.. he wanted me to have a pretty house.. he said I reminded him of his dear mom who was white and lived only 4 blocks from me.. he said I deserved this.. yet he just hung up with out asking if I would be ok.. and he took the sign away!
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